A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.
by Perturbation September 27, 2018
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Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.
...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
Perturbation is so great.
...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
Perturbation is so great.
by TheK3vin December 3, 2009
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Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.
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by fraying August 31, 2010
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The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
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and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
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