permdemic

A portmanteau of "permanent" and "pandemic", when a pandemic never seems to be ending and will exist until existence itself is wiped out. Sounds a lot of fun, doesn't it?

Meanwhile in 2076:
Joe : Good news! COVID-19 should be over by summer of 2077!
Hosea : Bruh, they said the same thing about 2076 in 2075, 2075 in 2074, 2074 in 2073, 2073 in 2072, 2072 in 2071, 2071 in 2070, 2070 in 2069, 2069 in 2068, 2068 in 2067, 2067 in 2066, 2066 in 2065, 2065 in 2064, 2064 in 2063, 2063 in 2062, 2062 in 2061, 2061 in 2060, 2060 in 2059, 2059 in 2058, 2058 in 2057, 2057 in 2056, 2056 in 2055, 2055 in 2054, 2054 in 2053, 2053 in 2052, 2052 in 2051, 2051 in 2050, 2050 in 2049, 2049 in 2048, 2048 in 2047, 2047 in 2046, 2046 in 2045, 2045 in 2044, 2044 in 2043, 2043 in 2042, 2042 in 2041, 2041 in 2040, 2040 in 2039, 2039 in 2038, 2038 in 2037, 2037 in 2036, 2036 in 2035, 2035 in 2034, 2034 in 2033, 2033 in 2032, 2032 in 2031, 2031 in 2030, 2030 in 2029, 2029 in 2028, 2028 in 2027, 2027 in 2026, 2026 in 2025, 2025 in 2024, 2024 in 2023, 2023 in 2022, 2022 in 2021, and 2021 in 2020!
Joe : Oh stfu! Have some god damn faith!
Hosea : It's called a permdemic idiot.

by twentytwentytwentytwenty December 24, 2021