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Parental Controls 

A pointless system implemented by parents restricting certain websites and any basic control to your own laptop. Also allows the"administrator" (your obsessive parents) to see every file on your computer unless you block permission.

Parental controls do not really understand what they're supposed to show and will block harmless images but allow you to google image search 'Naked' with no problems.
"You keep downloading viruses, I'm gonna put Parental Controls on your computer so you can't do anything mwahahahaha" - Your evil dad

parental controls 

A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(
"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.

parental alienation 

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent
He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

parental controls 

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.
Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
parental hypocrisy by The Deab April 19, 2017

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.
Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!