penzi

a penis

"...so I slapped her with my penzi"

by wrboyce April 1, 2009

penzi

a arrogant girl from githurai ,kenya, who has an mpesa shop and is mostly loved by kisii men eg hubert, paul, dingodingo, jaffeth

eg oh my penzi,whareee izz youjr shoopee .ieee bananans

by penzixoxo July 2, 2019

Pencive

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

by Sparky b November 16, 2016

Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Pengineer

A Hip Hop duo from San Diego California that is extremely good at lyricism. Known for destroying microphones and speaker setups.

Did you catch that Pengineer show last night? They must be the dopest squad in the whole galaxy....It was so dope I had to cop that new Pengineer album!

by Lyphe Cycle November 26, 2018

Penfie

A selfie... of the penis.
Usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank

"Look how's hot this chick, i'll send her a penfie "
"hey why so blue?; Oh shut up! ...my stalker sent a penfie on my mom's phone!"
" honey im so horny... i miss you... pls send me a penfie "

by Brunoide April 10, 2016

Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)

Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil

by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021