Penzing 

A dope family that is strong willed and is very close knit. If you mess with one member of the family the wrath will be felt by all.

Those are the Penzing's. Do not mess with them.

Penzing by Irene071617 July 30, 2017

peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis

"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"

peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012

peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.

I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.

peezing by Peezing July 23, 2014

pencing 

(v.) present participle of pence: avoiding a direct answer to a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.

Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"

Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"

"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"

"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."

pencing by Grinning Cat April 1, 2015

Pennington Special 

the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly

Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!

Pennington Special by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008

pending for a bending 

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.

Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!

pending for a bending by ragingbender September 23, 2010

Pezzing 

The intensely sensual act of inserting candy into your sweet, sweet lover's tight, tight asshole and joyously eating it out. Optionally, have said lover eat the same candy, very sexually, from your hand at the same time in order to complete the beautiful, eternal, circle of life.

You: Hey, baby, you down for a bit of pezzing this fine Sunday afternoon?

Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!

You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!

Pezzing by McBumbersnazzle July 11, 2021