pennus 

Another slang term for penis, pronounced peen-nus.

Why is 50 Cent such a pennus licker?

pennus by Mr. Nonymous November 21, 2005

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011

Ur genus eat penus 

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

Ur genus eat penus by boshua bole March 13, 2018

PENSUS 

Penis more like peensus! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOOK AT MY PENIS, THINK OF THE ASTRONAUTS HELMET AND GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PENSUS by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021

penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

penus vacuum by Telephony July 28, 2012

Pennsylvania 

A state that takes 5 hours to drive across if there's no construction, which means that it never takes less than 10 hours to drive through. Contains towns with names such as Paint, Tree, Elm, Intercourse, and Frackville. The scenery is quite nice, but very repetitive.

One time, google maps re-routed me off of Pennsylvania highway 81 because of construction. I wound up lost at a mountaintop mall in a town called Frackville.

Pennsylvania by youthCulture July 28, 2015

Pennsylvania Padiddle 

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

Pennsylvania Padiddle by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009