pennis

the cool way of saying penis

my pennis is large now, but it will be small again

by Jay May 10, 2003

Pennis

The Act of playing tennis with your penis.

It hurts to much to play Sinnep, Lets play Pennis

by Dr. Pennis November 6, 2010

Pennis

Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.

Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!

by Madfat August 30, 2007

pennis

Colloquialism of the Pilot Pen Tennis Tournament, held annually at the Connecticut Tennis Center at Yale in New Haven, Connecticut.

I hope that Maria Sharapova plays at the pennis every year.

by Jason Cheng loves Anna's Taqueria September 24, 2005

pennis

Noun

1. (A) Good time.

2. Something enjoyable

Everyday:
Let's all go and have a pennis.

At the club:
Ey gurl, wanna go back to my place and have a pennis?

With the boys:
Yee-haw! Let's have ourselves a pennis!

by Hyperling August 3, 2012

pennis

Gay tennis; first invented in France by Francis Splicket

1. I love a good game of pennis!
2. Hey man, do you have any spare pennis balls? Mine are worn out.
3. Pennis is a gentlemans' game.

by Jono C October 22, 2006

Pennis

Long spire of essential greatness only used when u want to fuck a girl or casually piss.

Pennis:

(moans) (groans) immense feeling

by asdasafwqa June 11, 2022