1. N. A penis which is the approximate size of a peanut. Not a mispelling.
That guy took too many steroids, now he has a peanus.
by Mule_Hammer August 17, 2005
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A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
OMG uRghey now stik ur peanus in my but kthx
by Mr_eX September 8, 2003
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Peanus is a misspelling of the word penis. It's how some kids spells penis because it sounds like peanus. They also spell vagina vajina.
Kid: Peanus!
Other kid: Peadus! Vajina!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2022
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The process of sicking your own penis inside your own anus
Did you try the peanus last night?
by Theseeroffandom January 11, 2017
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Penis and anus combined.
I want someone to lick my peanus.
by LemonsAnnish August 15, 2015
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My peanus itches.
by ugglet October 8, 2019
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nerd nerd nerd nerd
mr ex is a nerd lol
by smart guy April 25, 2004
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