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noun, a penis that does not hang lower than the bottom of the scrotum. it is incredibly embarrising.
dude, Haydn just took a photo of his pengus and sent it to everyone.
by nosebleedsneeze August 06, 2007
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A kids show about a penguin made of clay, who gets smacked around by his parents and beats the shit outa his friends by chucking showballs at their clay faces.
He commonly uses the phrase "Meep, meep"
"Pengu got into a snowball fight with the neighbourhood seals and he whooped their asses."
by Stu Bawden March 15, 2005
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When there's fungus inside your rock hard cock
Man:Man I can't wait to have sex with this girl

Girl: *unzips pants* wait, is that pengus that nasty *procceds to give him the succ*
by Lil bitty wipe May 17, 2018
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When someones penis does not hang lower than there scrote a (small dicked person)
tony blair has a pengus penis witch he like to tug
by jack w November 07, 2005
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When someones penis does not hang lower than there scrote (small dicked person) usually an ass and on the swimming and diving team, because they are somehow proud of their PADDED dick.
Travis has such a small penis it can't even be a pengus!
by GMHS April 25, 2010
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A species with an infectious laugh stemming it's roots from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Pengu's are rare in existence with currently only one found occasionally roaming British Columbia Canada. Once spotted at Tap House and Rogers arena, Pengu's can turn a frown upside down with just one small meep meep laugh.
Meep Meep, Beep Beep, Pengu's in the house! #redlight
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by ShiftGear January 19, 2019
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