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Pennsylvania Dutch 

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.
Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.

Pennsylvania Dutch 

A sex position where you fart in ones mouth and they give you a blowjob
Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch

Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me

Pennsylvania Dutch 

The act of squirting chocolate syrup directly into your mouth, followed by taking a swig of milk and shaking it back and forth in your cheeks to make chocolate milk right in your mouth.
"I didn't have time to use a cup and spoon, so I just did a Pennsylvania Dutch before bed."

pennsylvania dutch oven 

When an Amish man locks a milano in a sauna until he/she passes out, then the Amish man fucks him/her raw.
OMG, my BFF Jill just got the ol' "pennsylvania dutch oven" treatment from Ismael down the road.

pennsylvania dutch meatloaf 

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer 

The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.
Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.