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penisnigger 

(peni-snigg-er) Penisnigger is used in many different ways but is commonly used as an adjective to describe a black nigga with a huge pee pee
Woah, PENISNIGGER!!!!
penisnigger by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

penising 

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
penising by serbear4u February 15, 2009

penisified 

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.
AH HA ! you have just been penisified!
penisified by penismaster690 November 30, 2010

penisitis 

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.
"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."
penisitis by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

Penising 

The act of inserting your penis.
"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."
Penising by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

penisinbuttitis 

A deadly disease.
Symptoms: heavenly butthole itch, anal pain, rashes around pubic area, death.
Can only be cured by playing Xbox with the boys
Dude 1:bruh I have penisinbuttitis

Dude 2: bruh go play some xbox before you die!
penisinbuttitis by Bruhmeister February 24, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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