When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.
I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.
by Poopmoney6969 May 17, 2021
Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!
by Poopmoney6969 June 07, 2021
Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!
Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!
Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!
by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021
A man who only befriends women that he finds attractive, or women who have been deemed attractive as a result of western beauty standards. Usually, this type of man will befriend beautiful women as a way to rise on the social ranks. He might also completely ignore women who are categorized as “ugly.”
John ignored that girl with glasses because he’s a real pretty pusher. He’s totally trying to push the agenda that only beautiful women deserve rights
by Poopmoney6969 April 28, 2021