Penisini

When you accidentally close a panini press on your penis. Ouchie!

Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!

by Poopmoney6969 June 7, 2021

penisnigger

(peni-snigg-er) Penisnigger is used in many different ways but is commonly used as an adjective to describe a black nigga with a huge pee pee

Woah, PENISNIGGER!!!!

by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

penising

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

by serbear4u February 15, 2009

penisified

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.

AH HA ! you have just been penisified!

by penismaster690 November 30, 2010

penisitis

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

Penising

The act of inserting your penis.

"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

penisinbuttitis

A deadly disease.
Symptoms: heavenly butthole itch, anal pain, rashes around pubic area, death.
Can only be cured by playing Xbox with the boys

Dude 1:bruh I have penisinbuttitis

Dude 2: bruh go play some xbox before you die!

by Bruhmeister February 24, 2020