peniscillian

The medicine of healing a womans body using your penis ejaculate.

My woman was feeling sick, so i prescribed her 500mg of peniscillian, to be taken orally, 3 times a day.

peniscillian by Imprint July 16, 2008

peniscillin 

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

peniscillin by Amalia R October 24, 2006

penisillin 

What you give a girl to get rid of her "headache"

My bitch didn't feel so good, so I gave her a shot of penisillin.

penisillin by longdongjimmyjohn June 11, 2003

Jewish penicillin 

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

Jewish penicillin by pentozali January 14, 2006

Peniscillin 

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.

Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!

Peniscillin by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

peniscilin 

words penis and penicilin put together

she looks like she needs a shot of peniscilin

peniscilin by hites March 31, 2004

Penicillin 

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.

Did you now Canada invented penicillin

Penicillin by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018