CumFetti

Oh my god honey, you hit me on the face with your CumFetti!
by HollyWood90027 December 20, 2020
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Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.
by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010
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InFucktion

When you can't stop thinking about how good someone fucked you in the past.
Example: I'm sorry but can't focus on my work because I got a serious infucktion going at the moment. Hopefully the Peniscillin will kick in soon and clear my mind or I may have to go Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify and finally get rid of this addicktion.
by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010
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Cockmingle

A woman (or gay man) who has sex with multiple male partners.

I came up with the word by combining the words cock and commingle which means to combine, blend, mingle, assets in legal jargon. This is a true Leslie Original
I do not cockmingle, I've always been monogamous.
by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010
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Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.
Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!
by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010
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ShitZaster

A ShitZaster is what my house was after hosting another kiddie birthday shit show of a party. Any questions? I know parents know what I mean.
Hurricane Maria left such a SHITZASTER in Puerto Rico!!!
The place is such a SHITZASTER after the such a wild party.
OMG how do we get out of this SHITZASTER!!!!???
North Korea bomb situation is such a SHITZASTER!!!
by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017
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Baking down under

It's a polite way of saying a girl has a yeast infection in her cookie.
Sorry Cookie store is closed tonight because I'm baking down under!
Sorry honey no booty tonight because I'm baking down under :(
by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017
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