HollyWood90027's definitions

CumFetti

When jizz gets everywhere!

Oh my god honey, you hit me on the face with your CumFetti!

by HollyWood90027 December 20, 2020

Upholjizzphobia

Upholjizzphobia is the fear of someone getting Jizz on your upholstered headboard.

I'm shopping for a bed for my guest room and love this upholstered headboard but I suffer from Upholjizzphobia!!! What if the guests all leave a little DNA in it, YUCK!!!

by HollyWood90027 October 17, 2018

ShitZaster

A ShitZaster is what my house was after hosting another kiddie birthday shit show of a party. Any questions? I know parents know what I mean.

Hurricane Maria left such a SHITZASTER in Puerto Rico!!!
The place is such a SHITZASTER after the such a wild party.
OMG how do we get out of this SHITZASTER!!!!???
North Korea bomb situation is such a SHITZASTER!!!

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

Foing

When you're Fucking Going, you are FOING! Comes in specially handy when there are children around and you want to emphasize the fact that you are going but can't use the word fuck.

I already told you 20 times that I was FOING!!!
This is such an awesome event I'm 100% FOING!!!

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

Baking down under

It's a polite way of saying a girl has a yeast infection in her cookie.

Sorry Cookie store is closed tonight because I'm baking down under!
Sorry honey no booty tonight because I'm baking down under :(

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

DeCockxify

If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a

girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.

Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!

by HollyWood90027 January 16, 2011

Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010