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penis pumpers by penis pumpers August 8, 2009
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Peruvian Penis Pumper
1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5
2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.
3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.
2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.
3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.
1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.
2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper
3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper
2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper
3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper
Peruvian Penis Pumper by hastatus3 May 3, 2010
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penis pumpery
1) Masturbation
2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.
3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.
4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.
5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.
2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.
3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.
4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.
5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.
Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."
Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"
Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"
penis pumpery by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010
ass ramming penis pumper
1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.
2) a very funny insult.
3) very gay.
2) a very funny insult.
3) very gay.
ass ramming penis pumper by mike seguin May 21, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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