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penis pals by BettyLou221 December 29, 2011
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Punctured penis pals
When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.
The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"
She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"
She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
Punctured penis pals by RastaVari August 19, 2013
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Penispaste
Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste
Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"
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penisalso
John: “what the fuck is ‘penisalso’”
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Penispalooza
1)A party where there only guys (or at least 80% guys)and there is a substantial abundance of weiner.
2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people
2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people
Gay Gary had a great time at Penispalooza because a large black man named Francis gave him a reacharound.
Penispalooza by Blumkinator December 29, 2007
penispaste
penispaste by ham hole December 4, 2010
Penistalsis
The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
Penistalsis by farticorn September 18, 2014
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