Penispaste

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

by Glby January 16, 2014

penispaste

When toothpaste comes out of your penis and you use it to brush your teeth/ham

yo man try this penispaste, it makes your breath smell just like penis

by ham hole December 4, 2010

Penispaste

The act of when witch a man devours to much tomato paste and squirts it out of his penis

Shayla: want some tomatos?
Quinn: FUCK NO YOU DO NOT WANNA KNOE WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
Charlie: it was penispaste right.
Quinn: yes..

by Vaganalmucher December 18, 2022

Penisposter

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Penispanties

The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.

Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties

by Bidoofism January 24, 2021

penis paste

Organic Fluid also known as "Semen"

I busted my penis paste all in her face!!

by nccountryboy August 11, 2010

penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007