A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.
My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.
A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
Two people are sitting talking in a mall:
Person one - What exactly is your job now?
Person two - A peopologist.
Person one - What is a peopologist?
Person two - A person who studies people.
Person one - Do you need a degree for that?
Person two - You should, or else you're like a stalker.
An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.
Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!