peenologist

Someone who looks at penises to see if it has cancer

“Woah i need to go to the peenologist I think I have penis cancer

by Peenologist123 September 18, 2022

Phrenologist

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.

So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Pornologist

One who has seen all features on an adult network, and has memorized the comercials

Joe is school as a pornologist from DirecTV's hacked service

by Dirk D D October 29, 2003

Pornologist

A person who not only possesses and watches porn, but lives his/her life style with all unpure thoughts.

I slept with three gay interracial midget porn Dvd's, my
blow up doll "Marge", and a sheep today, said the Pornologist.

by Baba Booey September 1, 2006

punologist

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.

Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?

by The Occupant February 28, 2008

peopologist

One who studies people and their behavior

Two people are sitting talking in a mall:
Person one - What exactly is your job now?
Person two - A peopologist.
Person one - What is a peopologist?
Person two - A person who studies people.
Person one - Do you need a degree for that?
Person two - You should, or else you're like a stalker.

by Niki L June 13, 2007

pornologist

A pornologist is a person who is an expert in everything pornography. This person has seen a lot of porn and knows a lot about porn lore and “that one video.” Pornologist are usually single but it is possible for them to find love. Pornologist for the most part don’t make there skill known but in the right conversation there obvious skill and knowledge is shown. Pornologist should be respected as they do the work and have the knowledge that others simply can not obtain.

John is an expert on porn he could be considered a pornologist

by Bazama Llama December 23, 2019