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pantologist 

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.
My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.
pantologist by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

punologist 

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
punologist by The Occupant February 28, 2008

peopologist 

One who studies people and their behavior
Two people are sitting talking in a mall:
Person one - What exactly is your job now?
Person two - A peopologist.
Person one - What is a peopologist?
Person two - A person who studies people.
Person one - Do you need a degree for that?
Person two - You should, or else you're like a stalker.
peopologist by Niki L June 13, 2007

Pantiologist 

the Study of panties
Mr Smith is a Pantiologist
Pantiologist by Anonymous September 6, 2003

penistologist 

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.
Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!
penistologist by Jordaninator August 22, 2011

Penologist 

The study of penises
Randy studied many years to become a penologist
Penologist by Deebo Duvall November 13, 2019
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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