Peniologist

A person who studies peniology.

The peniologist stopped in to check out when my penis was swollen and hard.

by cavecrickets March 5, 2009

pantologist

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

punologist

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.

Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?

by The Occupant February 28, 2008

peopologist

One who studies people and their behavior

Two people are sitting talking in a mall:
Person one - What exactly is your job now?
Person two - A peopologist.
Person one - What is a peopologist?
Person two - A person who studies people.
Person one - Do you need a degree for that?
Person two - You should, or else you're like a stalker.

by Niki L June 13, 2007

Pantiologist

the Study of panties

Mr Smith is a Pantiologist

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

penistologist

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.

Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!

by Jordaninator August 22, 2011

Penologist

The study of penises

Randy studied many years to become a penologist

by Deebo Duvall November 13, 2019