Penilitus

A rare disease that means your severely allergic to the male organs such as the penis, if contact is made you will go into anaphylactic shock and need urgent medical attention and an Eppy pen !!!

So ladies keep your vaginas shut because you could have this rare disease/allergy

I have penilitus !
Wdym what is penilitus ?
I will have to go to hospital if I make contact with a penis in a sexual way !

Penilitus by Penilitus February 10, 2020

Penility Factor 

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."

1. The Penility Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

Penility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

penility 

(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.

A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.

Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?

Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??

penility by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011

Pencilius Dickitus 

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Penisidus 

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

Penisidus by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

penisitis 

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

penisitis by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

penisitus by Soda_pop March 11, 2016