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One who upsesses about genitals. They might draw or have a costume that they made to look like male or female genitals or study genitalia
"Your such a peneser!!"
peneser by Carl Salsaman April 22, 2017
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A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
Peniser by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019
The most delicious food ever made, peteser consists of a large circular crust with sauce, cheese, vegetables and meat toppings.
Hey lets go get us some peteser, dickhead.
Peteser by Peteser September 11, 2009

penesexual 

penesexual is where u like boys but not their dang-a-langs
same with girls basically ur straight but u just havent advanced into to liking penis or vagina
girl-hes sooooo cute
*boy whips out his penis*
girl-EW!

thts what a penesexual is :)

Penestration 

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.
Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.
Penestration by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015
(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.
"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."
peniser by Josh August 27, 2004

peniserector 

Joe: Damn shes a real peniserector.
Mama: Ye shes so hot and makes my penis so fucking erect.
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