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Penstruation 

Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.
"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"

"Oh, the guy, of course."
Penstruation by jacandy December 30, 2011

Eye penetration 

A really fucked up fetish were a guy rips out the eye of the victim and than proceeds to use the eye socket like a vagina eye penetration is usually combined with gore and murder
Don’t ever look at eye penetration hentai
Eye penetration by RandomUser April 21, 2019

Penetrationship 

A relationship which survives for the most part on sex, hence there is very little relation, mostly penetration.
Matt can't come to the movies tonight, he's too committed to his penetrationship.
Penetrationship by Skrow January 21, 2009

Emancipation Penetration 

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.
We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

Chance of Penetration 

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.
Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

penetration barrier pillow 

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
penetration barrier pillow by YAWA October 5, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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