pendley

See brett
Sex machine: extra padding is included/required.

The dumbass was actually a pendley last night.

by dude1976 January 14, 2008

William Perry Pendley

“William Perry Pendley”:

1) When the hot stinking poop inside you of changes course and instead of coming coming out your bum it redirects to fill the cavity in your head where a brain should be and then spews out of your mouth

2) To let down all of humanity

Quickly please someone bring a large amount of heated aged dick cheese in here to make it smell better because someone (Trump) just took a William Perry Pendley up in here!

by EPARAPE October 28, 2019

Pendleton Transition

the point each day at which your body goes from craving caffeine to craving alcohol.

Ever since I had kids, the Pendleton Transition seems to be coming earlier and earlier in the day.

by JWinTX November 6, 2013

pendlebury

noun: a mythical creature similar to a kraken. Known to attach itself to passing vessels and to then drag them into the abyss.

verb: to demoralize subordinates

Jim: How is your case going?

Mike: It was going great until I got pendlebury'd.

by the hills have eyes September 7, 2016

Pendleton County High School

The place to come to if you want your hopes and dreams to die, or maybe you might like to hook up with bus drivers or the secretary’s son. Everyone here is a fake snobby

Pendleton County High School is shit

by fingersseven March 30, 2023

james pendleton

♥ I like you. :3 you're the worst texter ever, but I still love talking to you, bye♥

Did you see James Pendleton?

by a&f July 5, 2012

Pendleton

A hole in the ground, where no one really wants to live, and yet somehow it is still the largest town in Eastern Oregon.

Who'd want to live in Pendleton?

by PhiDaWiDahl August 8, 2008