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The dumbass was actually a pendley last night.
pendley by dude1976 January 14, 2008
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William Perry Pendley 

“William Perry Pendley”:

1) When the hot stinking poop inside you of changes course and instead of coming coming out your bum it redirects to fill the cavity in your head where a brain should be and then spews out of your mouth

2) To let down all of humanity
Quickly please someone bring a large amount of heated aged dick cheese in here to make it smell better because someone (Trump) just took a William Perry Pendley up in here!
William Perry Pendley by EPARAPE October 28, 2019

Pendleton Transition

the point each day at which your body goes from craving caffeine to craving alcohol.
Ever since I had kids, the Pendleton Transition seems to be coming earlier and earlier in the day.
Pendleton Transition by JWinTX November 6, 2013

pendlebury 

noun: a mythical creature similar to a kraken. Known to attach itself to passing vessels and to then drag them into the abyss.

verb: to demoralize subordinates
Jim: How is your case going?

Mike: It was going great until I got pendlebury'd.
pendlebury by the hills have eyes September 7, 2016

Pendleton County High School 

The place to come to if you want your hopes and dreams to die, or maybe you might like to hook up with bus drivers or the secretary’s son. Everyone here is a fake snobby

james pendleton 

♥ I like you. :3 you're the worst texter ever, but I still love talking to you, bye♥
james pendleton by a&f July 5, 2012

Pendleton 

A hole in the ground, where no one really wants to live, and yet somehow it is still the largest town in Eastern Oregon.
Who'd want to live in Pendleton?
Pendleton by PhiDaWiDahl August 8, 2008
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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