A person who obtains the following traits:
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.
2. Their
social media pictures are still of them playing
high school sports.
3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.
4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.
5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of
embarrassment.
6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.