peische 

An adorable little furry dog that is cute. Also refers to someone who makes a cute action such as an old man or todler boy.

"Aw hes such a peische!"

peische by Shemgo February 28, 2010

Petsche

A surname, particularly from the Gottschee tribe of Austria-Hungry. They are known to be highly intelligent, logical, respectful, frugal, and competitive. These immigrants settled in the northern United States, mostly in Cleveland, New York, Chicago, and St. Louis, and would work as police officers, baseball players, and aviators. There is an ancient Slovak legend, that a man with the last name of "Petsche" with white hair and brown eyes will "come back to the old empire of the east, and lay claim to the people of Europe." The 'Empire of the East,' was known to be Austria-Hungry. Other characteristics include good-looking, sensitive, a very bad temper but a good person to talk to. They are good public speakers and have a skilled sense for leadership. They are also extremely skeptical, and are attracted to women from Northern European descent.

Slovak Legend of Petsche
Gottschee Immigrants in the Mid-West

Petsche by deckthehalls March 27, 2011

Penischeese 

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

Penischeese by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

peesche 

An Italian slang word used to describe a penis and or cock.

Yo, last night she was all over my peesche. She couldnt get enough

peesche by Eddie Valente July 30, 2006

pischer 

the stated definition is far too limited and therefore somewhat mis-leading.

"pischer" refers to the penis of a young boy and can be used as an insult or as a term of endearment, depending on context. The youngest (pre-pubescent)son in a family might be referred to as the "pischer," as may a boy who tries to seem older than his years (i.e., to wish for an adult's penis).

Whereas one might use schmuck as a Yiddish equivalent for "prick," "pischer," when meant as an insult, designates someone who is a phony or small-fry, one who lacks the power or indepedence he pretends to have.

Don't worry about what he says. He can't negotiate this deal; he's just a pischer. It's his boss we have to talk to.

pischer by William Hackman December 28, 2005

pisched 

(pished)

noun

1. when a Minnesotan redneck is very annoyed or angry

"The Denali is out of fuel, I'm pisched!"

pisched by Nizzard Lizzarf February 21, 2014

pischer 

a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)

Shut the fuck up you little pischer

pischer by jared July 12, 2003