jared's definitions

Upper East

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.

Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?

by Jared March 23, 2005

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

hourse

a hourse is a cop that takes both the side of the criminal and the cops with a price

"a hourse is a pig that don't fly straight"

by jared November 19, 2003

hibbidy hap

anything, usually makin out or sex

yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night

by jared December 4, 2004

parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.

"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"

by jared March 22, 2003

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005

glahgle

The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.

"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."

by jared September 10, 2004