peeshower

when in the need of purifying your system
your body decides to freely urinate while showering

oh yes mary you called me while i was peeshowering

by capicua April 8, 2010

pooshower

Taking a shower immediately after pooing.

"That's too long to be just washing his hands, David must be taking a pooshower."

"There's no toilet paper in here! Am I expected to take a pooshower after?"

by j_sz June 13, 2009

peesher

A term for the pickle-shaped male reproductive organ. Can be substituted for any other word in a sentence. May be abbreviated as simply "peesh."

1) Holy peesher, it's nippy out here!

2) Lesbians love peeshers, they just hate what's attached.

3) Peeshers roasting by an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your peeeeeesh

by herbsherbs December 9, 2013

Peeshivers

The semi-orgasmic shudder one receives at the end of relieving a very full bladder.

As the long seconds ticked away, and his urineurysm had completely subsided, Joe smiled at how pleasurable his peeshivers felt as the trickle dripped its last few drops in the silent bathroom.

by Riffkin April 16, 2009

Peeholerubber

When a man, usually, rubs the top of his penis until he gets a boner.

''Dude your such a peeholerubber! stop rubbing your dick on my couch!!''

by historyfanatic1 September 22, 2021

Peescovery

Finding an awesome place because you were looking for a bathroom.

Wow! This place was a total peescovery!

by doby8 July 3, 2011

Peeshoe

Is he Greek, is he Italian? No one knows, but what they do know is that your shoes are not safe around this little brown swimmer.

“Why are my shoes wet!”

“Oh that was peeshoe, he’s in town for the weekend.”

“Damnit peeshoe.”

by 2.50 gang March 11, 2019