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pedoseraph

An adult male with an unnatural and overpowering attraction to boys. When a pedoseraph is in the room, all young boys are in constant danger of sexual assault. Also known to be a fan of azzfucking. Derived from the iwforums poster of the same name.
Chuck-E-Cheese's will be a great place for Robbie's 13th birthday party, but we need to be on our toes because that place is a pedoseraph magnet! Someone should watch out to make sure no pedoseraphs sneak in.
by profit January 3, 2009
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Pedograph

creepy paragraphs young girls get from creepers online trying to hook up with them.
Creeper:Hi.

Young Girl: Hello.

Creeper: You're gorgeous! I bet you's got a sexxxy body. You should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. Your parents won't know about it, right?

Young Girl: Nice pedograph.
by rubyannbyf June 21, 2010
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pedobearaphilia

Adj. The label someone is given if they get aroused by cartoon bears, such as Winnie the Pooh.
"I told my therapist that I wanted to fuck my kid's teddybear, and he said I had pedobearaphilia"
by -Temperant June 4, 2018
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pedographer

Child pornography is a crime against children. The pedographer who took those photos must go to Federal prison—forever.
by laj.esq October 18, 2020
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pedography

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun; plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.
The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent <b>pedography</b>: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, the third with shiny blonde hair and bright blue eyes, all pedolicious, lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.
by Mister M December 9, 2006
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pedography

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun, plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.
The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent pedography: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, all pedolicious lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.
by Mister M December 11, 2008
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pedography

The FBI found pedography on his hard drive and did nothing about it.
by laj.esq October 18, 2020
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