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pedography 

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun; plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.
The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent <b>pedography</b>: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, the third with shiny blonde hair and bright blue eyes, all pedolicious, lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.
pedography by Mister M December 9, 2006
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pedography 

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun, plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.
The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent pedography: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, all pedolicious lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.
pedography by Mister M December 11, 2008

pedography 

The FBI found pedography on his hard drive and did nothing about it.
pedography by laj.esq October 18, 2020

Poetography

Poetography is a new visual art form that merges poetry and photography in order to affect ones senses or emotions. The goal of this melding is to further enhance the aesthetic quality of both arts. By combining photographic imagery with poetry the artist has an opportunity to better represent his/her creativity as well as further enhancing the human experience with the final product.
It's amazing how poetography gives a sense of direction to the picture.
Poetography by YourPoetographer April 11, 2010

Pinography

An improper pronunciation of the word pornography often used by old-timers.
"Will you whippersnappers quit eyin' that pinography!"
Pinography by jmbrickhouse August 29, 2012

pwnography 

Documentation or proof of total victory, such as a screenshot of a game being totally dominated.
Check out my PWNOGRAPHY collection, beeatch! 99 jpgs, all supreme victories!
pwnography by jaquio99 November 3, 2003

Punography 

Punography (pun-og-ra-fy) noun,
The ability to make endless amounts of puns.
That guy has mastered the art of punography.
Punography by Lyinglemur June 2, 2018
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