Pedograph 

creepy paragraphs young girls get from creepers online trying to hook up with them.

Creeper:Hi.

Young Girl: Hello.

Creeper: You're gorgeous! I bet you's got a sexxxy body. You should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. Your parents won't know about it, right?

Young Girl: Nice pedograph.

Pedograph by rubyannbyf June 21, 2010

Poetography

Poetography is a new visual art form that merges poetry and photography in order to affect ones senses or emotions. The goal of this melding is to further enhance the aesthetic quality of both arts. By combining photographic imagery with poetry the artist has an opportunity to better represent his/her creativity as well as further enhancing the human experience with the final product.

It's amazing how poetography gives a sense of direction to the picture.

Poetography by YourPoetographer April 11, 2010

pectograph 

photographic image of buff men, a la Abercrombie+Fitch

Did you get the A+F catalog? It's a total pectograph, yumm!

pectograph by flyingdog February 23, 2008

penigraph

1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.

2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.

1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.

2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.

penigraph by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

Pinography

An improper pronunciation of the word pornography often used by old-timers.

"Will you whippersnappers quit eyin' that pinography!"

Pinography by jmbrickhouse August 29, 2012

pwnography 

Documentation or proof of total victory, such as a screenshot of a game being totally dominated.

Check out my PWNOGRAPHY collection, beeatch! 99 jpgs, all supreme victories!

pwnography by jaquio99 November 3, 2003

pedorphins 

Endorphins that are activated in your feet to block the pain from dancing the night away in ill-fitting shoes. Once the dancing stops, and the pedorphins wear off, you may find you are crippled for life.

Brian: "Why are you walking like a cripple? You were dancing up a storm a minute ago."
Linda: "That was before the pedorphins wore off. Now that I've stopped, my feet are killing me."
Brian: "I suggest that you keep on dancing then."

pedorphins by vegasnow January 7, 2012