Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

Pedophile State University

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

by Procket Man March 18, 2015

pedophile smile

A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.

Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.

by Sandmann September 23, 2008

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005