Definitions by Girthmiester
Schrödinger’s Pedophile
When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
Schrödinger’s Pedophile by Girthmiester March 1, 2025
sleeper cell dick
When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.
See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.
sleeper cell dick by Girthmiester February 27, 2025