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Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

Pedasodemierda 

Cowards. Lairs. Snitches. Thieves.

Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.
Get the fuck from around me you pedasodemierda.

Pedestrian Pick 

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.
Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

pedicabber

A pedicabber is an adult human being who rides a tricycle in pursuit of Andrew Jackson, ultimately Benjamin Franklin.
pedicabber by slothonthebeach October 13, 2013

Pedes A Deedling 

Referring to the awkward and creepy way that a typical house centipede moves.
"Oh my god! Look at those giant pedes a deedling across the floor."

"Yeah, that's a big ol' johnny deedling a deedling dee."
Pedes A Deedling by Yoshman90 August 25, 2011

gila pedas 

A Malay word referring "as spicy as crazy". Can be translated as "extremely spicy" in English.
OMG! This fried rice is gila pedas!!! I cannot eat it anymore!
gila pedas by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023