pectin 

pectin is the abbreviation for pectinolicist. a pectinolisist is a dr who injects blood into the vagina once a year in order for a women to get her period. you've been living a lie your whole life. another thing a pectinolisist does is fun fat from the womans stomach to her breast area, boobs are fake.

hello im suzy your pectin, otherwise known as a pectinolisist. i will put newly ground blood onto your vagina and your fat tissues into your breast.

pectin by bummy holey January 29, 2018

Pecking Order 

What you need to understand before you can start Popo's training

Popo: Alright maggots listen up, Popo's bout to teach you the pecking order... It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo

Pecking Order by Lord Damon November 16, 2009

birdy pecking 

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

birdy pecking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

two way petting zoo by drflubert March 20, 2009

petting a phoenix 

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

petting a phoenix by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.

That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.

pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

Peetina 

Peeing on anything to change color

His shoe was yellow from the peetina applied by the guy at the next urinal .

Peetina by JumpOffJoe August 29, 2016