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peachology 

The religion of worshipping the peach and all of its fuzzy goodness. Anyone can worship the peach at any time, but it is so holy it must be in the utmost reverence.
When i was in prison, i became an avid follower of the religion peachology.
peachology by MillionsOfPeaches August 20, 2022
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Reverse reverse psychology 

Basically just plain ol' psychology. Reverse reverse psychology only exists when the other person assumes that you are doing reverse psychology on them (when you are not).
Sgt McDonut: "I wouldn't press the button that says 'eject' if I were you."

Pvt Cummings: "I know you're just reverse psychology'ing me, so I won't."

Sgt McDonut: "And that's exactly what I wanted you to do. The button was to eject me out of the plane, not you. Thankfully I factored in the possibility that you would think I'm doing reverse psychology. And even if I was unaware of your mental gymnastics, your reverse psychology guess would've screwed you anyway because the eject button for your seat was in my hands all this time. Get reverse reverse psychology 'd son."

*Pvt Cummings gets ejected out of the plane*

Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology 

When you make the move that your opponent thinks you wouldn't do because they thought you would make the move they expected you to do because they think you were avoiding using the move that they wouldn't expect you to do.
Guy 1:How did you win that game?

Guy 2: I used Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology, and his brain hurt so badly that he just surrendered

Reverse Psychology 

is a manipulation technique that involves getting people to do things by prompting them to do the opposite.
For example, we wanted our friend to eat an entire 30 pc chic fil nugs before 2020 ended. We used reverse psychology and bet him that he couldn't which then forced him to have an internal battle to eat all the nugs. We all got what we wanted and our friend bringing in the new year with a belly full of chi fil a — IBC % on the rise

Finisher (Reverse Psychology) 

When a girl uses reverse psychology during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc.

If you say "I'm gonna cum!" she may respond with a verbal "finisher" that includes reverse psychology
- "Not yet!"
- "No you're not!"
- "No! Don't cum yet!"
- "No! You're not allowed to cum!"
- "No! Just wait a little longer!"
- "No! Try to last a little bit longer!"
- "No! Wait until I tell you to cum!"
- "No! I didn't say you could!"
- “No! I don’t want you to cum!”
- “No! I won’t let you!”
- "No! I can't let you!"
- "You're cumming?! No, wait!"
- "Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!"
- “No you won’t!”
- “Oh no you don’t!”
- “Oh no! Oh no!”
- “Nooooooo!”
- “Wait! Wait!”
- “Already?!”
- “So soon?!”
- "Wait, you can't cum yet!"
- "You better not cum!"
- "You better hold it in!"
- "Only if I let you!”
- “Just try to hold it in, babe! Please! For me!”
- "You'll cum only if / when I say you can cum!"
- "I'm gonna punish you if you cum!"
- "You'll be sorry if you cum!"
- “I’ll never let you cum! Never!”
- “Not until I cum first!”
- “If you cum first, you lose!”
- “If you cum, I’ll leave you tied up here!”
- “If you cum, I’ll never untie you!“

Finisher (Reverse Psychology)

preachology 

preachology (noun) : the science of preaching : the process of scriptural interpretation, textual application, sermon composition and delivery : the art of preaching :
He is dull and monotone in his preachology.
preachology by Mike Elder March 22, 2008

Battle Born Psychology 

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.
Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.
Battle Born Psychology by Golden029 November 16, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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