payoffs

The payoffs are an end-of-season cup competition which are supposed to decide the Champion of English rugby.

The pay in the payoffs comes from the huge number of prawn sandwiches sold at the final in Twickenham to city types who couldn't tell a prop from a switch.

Unfortunately this means that the league is really a waste of time, since you must finish in the top third to qualify for the payoffs.

Payoffs are

Wasps won the payoffs last year again. But Leicester who only won the league by a country mile are the real champions.

The payoffs are the worst thing about English rugby and embody the stench of professionalism.

by rugby fan November 20, 2005

Payoff

You jack off a man with a $100 dollar bill. In between the dollar bill and the dick is the drug of his choice.

Baby you can get the job but you gotta give me a Payoff.

by black jesus4356 March 04, 2016

payoff

An orgasm. Term used by Sociologist Laud Humphreys in The Tearoom Trade. Read it...NOW!!

"Why are you still dating that bitch?"

"I'm in it for the payoff."

by DesPERRYado July 25, 2005

payoff

What bush gets every day of his life from the oil companies.

one million one, one million two...oh who am I kidding, he can't count how much he's getting in payoff.

by JemmyNeels January 01, 2006

pineapple payoff

when 'one' drinks pineapple juice all week to put a hint of sweetness to their ejaculate. the sweet and long awaited release given is called the pineapple payoff

yo kid, i was drinking pineapple juice all week and hit danielle with the pineapple payoff!

by Jay yO April 15, 2010

popcorn payoff

When film critics and reviewers are bribed by studios with free tickets, concessions and assorted movie goods in hopes to garner praise and positive promotion.

"This movie sucked; how could the critics give it such good reviews. I bet Sony Pictures did a popcorn payoff!"

by Ghostbuster216 July 11, 2016

sandal payoff

1. When a story that seems off topic ends up relating to the current topic of discussion.

2. When a story that at first seems long and uninteresting ends up having a conclusion that is ridiculous in contrast.

After all that i can't believe his story had Sandal Payoff.

by Daveco Inc October 14, 2005