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You jack off a man with a $100 dollar bill. In between the dollar bill and the dick is the drug of his choice.
Baby you can get the job but you gotta give me a Payoff.
by black jesus4356 March 04, 2016
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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An orgasm. Term used by Sociologist Laud Humphreys in The Tearoom Trade. Read it...NOW!!
"Why are you still dating that bitch?"

"I'm in it for the payoff."
by DesPERRYado July 25, 2005
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What bush gets every day of his life from the oil companies.
one million one, one million two...oh who am I kidding, he can't count how much he's getting in payoff.
by JemmyNeels December 31, 2005
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The spot where you are going to ejaculate during intercourse.
Jamison, when you were having sex with your boyfriend where did you pay off?

I was hunching that girl doggy style and I pulled out and payed off all over her back.
by TOOL_fan May 01, 2005
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The payoffs are an end-of-season cup competition which are supposed to decide the Champion of English rugby.

The pay in the payoffs comes from the huge number of prawn sandwiches sold at the final in Twickenham to city types who couldn't tell a prop from a switch.

Unfortunately this means that the league is really a waste of time, since you must finish in the top third to qualify for the payoffs.

Payoffs are
Wasps won the payoffs last year again. But Leicester who only won the league by a country mile are the real champions.

The payoffs are the worst thing about English rugby and embody the stench of professionalism.
by rugby fan November 20, 2005
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