You jack off a man with a $100 dollar bill. In between the dollar bill and the dick is the drug of his choice.
Baby you can get the job but you gotta give me a Payoff.
It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.
Did you hear about that new game its called the russian lottery .
A game where you shit in a cone in a circular motion to simulate soft serve ice cream. You then freeze it. Then your partner eats the shit as fast as they can without getting a brain-freeze.
Dude wanna try this new game ? You shit in a cone and eat it! It is called Chicago Soft serve.
That stinky infect pussy your girl has, that one when you go down on her you have to burn your tongue afterwards. Just a gross stinky vagina.
Bro i was totally going down on her and it tasted like straight ass and not the good kind. That bitch had a serious Bubonic Vag
A truly amazing pussy. It has all the perfect features from all your previous fuck buddies. Perfect hair, perfect feel, perfect look. The only bad part is that it is attached to a total bitch. A destructive, mean and bitchy woman. The Frankin-snatch is the woman and the pussy.
Man this girls pussy was a total frankin-snatch. That thing was so perfect but man she beat my ass when i shit in her bathtub.