playoffs
When someone's voice cracks. Once this happens, you yell "Playoffs!" in a high falsetto tone. Then you can comment about how puberty hit them like a ton of bricks. If it's really bad you can honk at them like a goose.
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Playoffs
Don't start the next season off crushed, finish the entire season before you go into the offseason, even if you dont make the playoffs.
Playoffs by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021
Dirk Nowitzski playoffs
An unbelieveable performance that ruined such teams as the Thunder and Heat. Makes every shot, is god and jesus, finals mvp, german, god, rapist of dwayne wade and lebron james.
Lebron: Hey Dwayne, what just happened?
Dwayne: Im not to sure, I think Dirk Nowitzski just dropped 20 some points on us.
Lebron: Damn he should go to prison, he keeps raping us
Jason Terry: Thats what Dirk Nowitzski playoffs are like
Dwayne: Im not to sure, I think Dirk Nowitzski just dropped 20 some points on us.
Lebron: Damn he should go to prison, he keeps raping us
Jason Terry: Thats what Dirk Nowitzski playoffs are like
Dirk Nowitzski playoffs by bricklayer123 June 21, 2011
NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream
NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream
jesus take me to the playoffs
When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
jesus take me to the playoffs by Long john slider October 17, 2017
Stanley Cup Playoffs
Mid-April through early June is a beautiful and magical time in the sports world. Playoff hockey is on and everyone can relish in it's majesty. The Stanley Cup playoffs are filled with parity, excitement, overtime games a plenty, and climaxes in the raising of Lord Stanley. Truly a must watch for anyone who enjoys hockey or sports in general
M: Hey man, the Stanley Cup Playoffs are on and the Nashville Predators take on the Colorado Avalanche
D: Hell yeah! And a little bit before the Washington Capitals take on the New York Islanders
M: I'll make the food
D: HELL YEAH! HOCKEY FOR LIFE!
D: Hell yeah! And a little bit before the Washington Capitals take on the New York Islanders
M: I'll make the food
D: HELL YEAH! HOCKEY FOR LIFE!
Stanley Cup Playoffs by Adam buckley January 11, 2019
make the playoffs
v. phrase To do well at a meeting, school assignment, on a date etc. An obvious parallel with the world of sports is bing drawn.
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Yo, that is some excellent essaying you got going there. You keep up that fine sentence writing and you are a top pick to make the playoffs.
Ahhh, thanks teach.
Ahhh, thanks teach.
make the playoffs by gnostic 1 April 20, 2013
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