2 definition by JemmyNeels

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What bush gets every day of his life from the oil companies.

one million one, one million two...oh who am I kidding, he can't count how much he's getting in payoff.

by JemmyNeels December 31, 2005

The wetnap used to clean off the tip of the penis after ejaculation.

His wastebasket of jizznaps was a solitary clue to the fact that he didn't get out enough.

by JemmyNeels December 31, 2005