Definitions by JemmyNeels

payoff 

What bush gets every day of his life from the oil companies.

one million one, one million two...oh who am I kidding, he can't count how much he's getting in payoff.

payoff by JemmyNeels January 2, 2006

jizznap 

The wetnap used to clean off the tip of the penis after ejaculation.

His wastebasket of jizznaps was a solitary clue to the fact that he didn't get out enough.

jizznap by JemmyNeels January 2, 2006