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What bush gets every day of his life from the oil companies.
one million one, one million two...oh who am I kidding, he can't count how much he's getting in payoff.
by JemmyNeels December 31, 2005

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The wetnap used to clean off the tip of the penis after ejaculation.
His wastebasket of jizznaps was a solitary clue to the fact that he didn't get out enough.
by JemmyNeels December 31, 2005

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