Consumer technology products with lackluster or outdated design. More often than not these items are bulky and appear to have been conceived and manufactured by the Soviets.
Man 1: Dude, do you have a laptop, I have to show you the new Fiat commercial with Catrinel Menghia?
Man 2: It's in the other room.
Man 1: (Calling from other room) I don't see it. Where is it?
Man 2: Right there, on the desk!
Man 1: (Entering room carrying laptop with two hands) Dude, this thing is such a Patochka! I thought it was your Dad's old stereo receiver at first.
Man 2: It's in the other room.
Man 1: (Calling from other room) I don't see it. Where is it?
Man 2: Right there, on the desk!
Man 1: (Entering room carrying laptop with two hands) Dude, this thing is such a Patochka! I thought it was your Dad's old stereo receiver at first.
by King of Flava February 10, 2012
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