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Patrochilles 

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too
Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!
Patrochilles by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016

Patrochilles 

The relationship between ancient Greek heroes Achilles and Patroclus, often interpreted romantically, from "The Iliad" by Homer. Popularized in Madeline Miller's 2011 novel, "The Song of Achilles."
Person 1: Do you ship Patrochilles?
Person 2: After reading TSOA, I can't help it!
Patrochilles by blanketed_in_stars January 11, 2015

Pacoochie 

A woman that looks pregnant, but it's actually a gathering of stomach fat on a chick that hangs so low that the coochie and the stomach fat become one. Usually found on younger to most middle-aged housewives/country club members.
A: Hey is that girl pregnant?
B: I hope not, she just sucked down two bottles of wine.
A: Then what is that?
B: That's her beer gut..
A: Well, that pouch is hanging a bit low..
B: Like into her coochie?
A: Yeah, her pacoochie!
Pacoochie by mmmm peach tea January 2, 2011

Patoochie 

Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.
Patoochie by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012

padoochie 

prounounced: puh-doo'-chie

an unidentifiable body part; everybody has one but nobody knows what it is. And, no, it is not the part YOU are thinking about right now!
Be careful or you'll fall and hurt your padoochie
padoochie by The Old Chick September 5, 2009

Patooche 

Shorter way of saying β€œPas touche” -don’t touch- in french.
Someone touches your mug
Patooche!
Patooche by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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