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Pedouchetrian 

-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.

-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.
Get out of the way you Fing pedouchetrian! I gotta be somewhere TODAY!
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Pedouchemo

A pedophile, douche, and an emo
Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes
Pedouchemo by ItzWattz May 14, 2019

PSDouche 

A person who prefers PlayStation over XBox, is terrified of horses, prefers to watch the NFL draft alone, and is addicted to birthday parties.
My cousin is a PSDouche!
PSDouche by Webster127 November 9, 2018

MD/PhDouche 

A student working on both an MD and a PhD.
Person A: "The master's and PhD students are cool, but everyone at this school getting an MD is an arrogant shitbag."

Person B: "What about that guy?"

Person A: "Oh, he's an MD/PhDouche."
MD/PhDouche by Syd1982 October 23, 2010

PCdouche 

A Person or Persons who perfers a PC over a Mac and therfore feels the need to put down Mac users and Steve Jobs. However they themselves own an Ipod, Iphone, or use Itunes or some othe Apple product.
Mike and Alex are PC users, they then call everyone with a Mac a Macfag. Mike and Alex are PCdouches.
PCdouche by kinglavalamp December 20, 2010
A car that has a licence plate that is messed up. (bent, hanging, etc. This can be called in the game of pididdle to gain a point.
That car is a PADOCHE!
padoche by Tyler Southard February 21, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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