Padouche

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the act of a man splashing another man or women with his seed.

or

the noise male seed makes when hitting another man or woman's face.

Dude last night I met this drunk whore and she let me padouche all over her.

Padouche by Boxplay April 2, 2012

Words you can keep

Pedouchetrian

-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.

-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.

Get out of the way you Fing pedouchetrian! I gotta be somewhere TODAY!

Pedouchetrian by the real b love May 5, 2009

Related Words

Padouche • padoche • padoushe • PCdouche • Pedouchemo • Pedouchetrian • PSDouche • MD/PhDouche

Pedouchemo

A pedophile, douche, and an emo

Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes

Pedouchemo by ItzWattz May 14, 2019

PSDouche

A person who prefers PlayStation over XBox, is terrified of horses, prefers to watch the NFL draft alone, and is addicted to birthday parties.

My cousin is a PSDouche!

PSDouche by Webster127 November 9, 2018

MD/PhDouche

A student working on both an MD and a PhD.

Person A: "The master's and PhD students are cool, but everyone at this school getting an MD is an arrogant shitbag."

Person B: "What about that guy?"

Person A: "Oh, he's an MD/PhDouche."

MD/PhDouche by Syd1982 October 23, 2010

PCdouche

A Person or Persons who perfers a PC over a Mac and therfore feels the need to put down Mac users and Steve Jobs. However they themselves own an Ipod, Iphone, or use Itunes or some othe Apple product.

Mike and Alex are PC users, they then call everyone with a Mac a Macfag. Mike and Alex are PCdouches.

PCdouche by kinglavalamp December 20, 2010

padoche

A car that has a licence plate that is messed up. (bent, hanging, etc. This can be called in the game of pididdle to gain a point.

That car is a PADOCHE!

padoche by Tyler Southard February 21, 2004

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026