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patooter 

A name for a female dogs vagina.
The dog licked her patooter until it was clean.
patooter by kenai July 25, 2012
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Patooter 

I need to borrow your patooter to look something up on Urban Dictionary.
Patooter by MSpike September 15, 2011

Pagooter 

a pagooter is one who enjoys pagooting or engaging in pagooting like activies.. in dummy terms a pagooter is a lame ass
you should urban dictionary "pagooter"

you freaking pagooter, and not just any pagooter your a loser pagooter !

you should make pagooter a definition in urbandictionary
Pagooter by StonedTroll June 29, 2011
twat vag box snatch labia clit
BAHARVIN taint
Arvin likes to sho-woff my moms panooter too-her children for-their arousment!!!
panooter by matross January 30, 2008
a word that can be used to describe anything good
hey girl your such a patooser "i love your shirt"

cutey patootey 

The word you use when describing a girls bum, when her bum is not one of those big ass nasty ones but not as flat as a peice of cardboard
WHEN SAYING THIS WORD U HAVE TO USE EITHER AND ITAILAN MOBSTER ACCENT OR A FIVE YEAR OLDS ACCENT
"Yo did u see that girl her ass was fat"
"yah but her friend had a cutey patootey"
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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