Patooter

Sweet term of affection for a hot chicks vag.

Hi my sweet patooter.

by robadon April 24, 2010

Patooter

A computer, especially a laptop.

I need to borrow your patooter to look something up on Urban Dictionary.

by MSpike September 15, 2011

patoot

Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

by patoots December 14, 2010

patoot

Watered-down word for butt.

He shoved money up the birds patoot.

by RanmaSaotome May 12, 2006

patoot

a jerk, an asshole,

hes a patoot no he is like 50 patoots

by sam and noah October 24, 2009

patooter

A name for a female dogs vagina.

The dog licked her patooter until it was clean.

by kenai July 25, 2012

patoot

A floppy vagina.

When she sat on my couch, my living room ended up in her patoot!

by Green Lantern of OA December 21, 2009