patagoon 

A woman so fine and so confident— so witty. She’ll speak for herself, always. Says what she means and means what she says and good luck decoding her wit.

But also an absolute brand whore to Patagonia. But— “don’t matter.” She’s herself. A downright Patagoon.

Yeh— I’m a patagoon. Not quite Patagucci.

patagoon by BEAyoutiFull March 25, 2021

Patagoniac 

A complete and utter devotee to Patagonia clothing. Many times, they will denounce all other clothing(not just the outdoorsy syles) and wear Patagonia head to toe.

John has only worn Patagonia gear for years, he is a major Patagoniac.

Patagoniac by dorstyborsch December 9, 2008

patagonian 

A parasitic type of hipster from a more "well to do" background of overly healthy living. Known for taking over once quiet, older, urban neighborhoods and shopping districts. They typically push the previous inhabitants out, replacing their tattoo and record shops with art bars and health food markets.Defining features include overpriced activewear and jogging strollers.

"We used to spend a lot more time on south Broadway before the Patagonians moved down here."

patagonian by Willie McCoy October 28, 2015

patagonia 

also the name of the souther zone of argentina, beggining in the province of Rio Negro all the way down until where the continent ends

someone:you know where the patagonia is?
you: just read the above definition

patagonia by mynameisusedbysomeoneelse November 21, 2009

Captain Patagonia 

An amazing mapping YouTube channel. Need I say more? 10/10
Dude is a literal legend.

Did you see Captain Patagonia's new video?

Captain Patagonia by Antarctica Mapping April 20, 2019

patagonia 

The ultimate sportswear company. Their Regulator System Jackets blow North Face's out of the water, their Synchilla fleece are trememdously comfortable while at the same time envoronmentally sound (made from recycled bottles). Their subsidiary, Lotus Designs, makes the best life jackets and foul weather tops are the best and most stylish on the market. Overall, although their stuff is expensive, it's worth every penny in terms of comfort, style and build quality.

My bright-green Patagonia ski jacket is the nicest and most eye-catching piece of apparell on the slopes

patagonia by Alex B. December 23, 2004

patagonia 

a location that encompasses southern argentine from rio and down. also known as a really pretty location found in a top gear episode.

"if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you travel?"
"probably patagonia because i saw it in a top gear episode once and it's really pretty"

patagonia by benoscar March 30, 2022