Patagooner

An individual who is obsessed with Patagonia products and is quick to remind others of their free repair/replacement policies. This individual may spend late nights searching their laptop for sales and deals.

My friend Bobby is such a Patagooner. He found the new nano puff jacket for 60% off last night.

by StevieGeevies March 18, 2026

patagoober

In the trendy outdoor merchandise world, someone who loves Patagonia, or Patagucci, so much that they revolve their entire wardrobe and life around it. Usually, they will point out to those who are around them of the awesome clothing that they are wearing.

I swear I was the only guy on the slope today who wasn't a pathetic Patagoober.

by dunder mufflicker April 1, 2009

patagoon

A woman so fine and so confident— so witty. She’ll speak for herself, always. Says what she means and means what she says and good luck decoding her wit.

But also an absolute brand whore to Patagonia. But— “don’t matter.” She’s herself. A downright Patagoon.

Yeh— I’m a patagoon. Not quite Patagucci.

by BEAyoutiFull March 25, 2021