1 definition by Willie McCoy

patagonian

A parasitic type of hipster from a more "well to do" background of overly healthy living. Known for taking over once quiet, older, urban neighborhoods and shopping districts. They typically push the previous inhabitants out, replacing their tattoo and record shops with art bars and health food markets.Defining features include overpriced activewear and jogging strollers.

"We used to spend a lot more time on south Broadway before the Patagonians moved down here."

by Willie McCoy September 15, 2015